Chapter 5: A new Villain in the Parodyverse


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Mon Jul 14, 2003 at 12:47:35 pm EST
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A.N: Ooopsi, sorry for that. I tried to post both chapter together, but Visi answered before I could edit it




“Where are we?” asked Lisa surveying her surroundings. Not that the dim light allowed too much “Is that your mythical Knightcave”

“Just one of my hiding places” with a shrug DK replied. He then sat in front of his advanced computer “Okay, tell me everything you remember of your assailant. We will pass the data through a program designed to tell us which adversary he is more likely to be. Even if he is a new villain, similarities with others known ones can give us some clues. MO..you know the kind”

“There is not too much to tell. Lets see…He must be a shape shifter, he had Jarvis body..but more than that, he “was” Jarvis..like he was “Cheryl”. He must know us well. And that seems to be all. No too much I’m afraid” The impotence of their situation was hitting hard on her again.

“Lisa, don’t let your emotions get in your way. You can do better than that. Had he any accent, was he cruel, arrogant, proud, sympathetic. What about his clothes…You are an attractive woman, how he reacted to this fact?.” DK pressed her over his computer

“Ummm, glad you noticed. You are not bad neither” Lisa replied the compliment cocking an eyebrow. She saw amused he looked uncomfortable being so close to her. Putting this kind of thoughts off her mind, she answered him “He was cruel, yes..but there was a strange naivety on him…he was talking about movies he has watched and killing me at the same time. He could be intangible or strong and quick. And he was childish, he seemed proud to let me know how clever he was…I’m sorry, that doesn’t seem to help us too much, does it?” Asked Lisa biting her bottom lip. “I remember being surprised by something he said, but I cannot pinpoint it now..”

“Let it go, the data is being processed..Soon we will have the answers” DK was feeling a bit ashamed. She was in the verge of crying, this strong caring woman who never cry and he hadn’t even offer her a chair. “Come on, sit down here. Everything will be all right” He comforted the lawyer, offering her his shoulder. “Chris will be okay. Lest try to contact the LoR again.”
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Lightening balls were crossing Yerk body without harming him. But his vital thoughts were abandoning him and s/he felt he couldn’t keep concentrating enough to keep his disguise. Changing once more, his real self was revealed to Donar. Yerk didn’t look tangible. He looked like a colorful Impressionist painting made by a crazy artist. Energy convoluting over his body. The change made Donar lose his focus momentarily, enough for the Yo-being to think himself made of fire, and throw a blast directed to Donar’s face. Blinded but keeping his grip on Mjacolm, the god was hitting in every direction. Yerk avoided it with flying speed, hitting the god from every angle, with a strength that could have caused the demolition of a cliff. Donar, profusely bleeding, called His father

“Sire, hear yon son!. In tis most grim hours, help me in the quest for victory. Help me in tis glorious battle!!!” Feeling some of his strengths back, Mjacolm spinning over his head like never before, he exclaimed, “Rot in HELL”, and with one last powerful blast sum of millions of voltages, he disintegrated Yerk in random entropy. The explosion that followed sent Donar flying through the window, glass shattering, and with a loud thump he knocked hard against the floor outside. One hour later, he still hadn’t moved.

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“Well?” asked Lisa peeping over DK shoulder “What is the matter?

“Something went wrong. The program says that there is a 68% of probability that your friend is an unknown Yo-being. I guess including “naïve and childish” made for this”

“Okay, screw the first one. What does the computer say is the second more probable candidate? Lisa impatiently pressed

“The program has gone mad. Lest see.. the next one is Yo, with a 20%, Yi 6%, followed by rabito with 2%. The next name is HH with 0.8%, Apostate 0.7, followed by numerous other villains, most of them unknown to me

“Dammit!. Of course is not a Yo-being, stupid program. I was in their planet. They are sweet, caring, and basically silly. We are looking for a psychopath here, no a bunny lover…Pass all the data again, DK..I will add some more observation that can..Now, wait a minute..Add there he is an alien. I just remembered what I had been trying all this time. He said he was familiarizing with this world…”

“The probability now of being a Yo-being is 76%” he answered surprised… Looking each other into the eye, DK slowly asked her “You wouldn’t happen to know how to “neutralize” a Yo-being right?”

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2 hours earlier, inside Lisa’s office

Thinking he was a telepath (one of his more useful thoughts), the other Yerk was preparing himself to follow Lisa, who has just been rescued by DK. But then, he saw a bunny bouncing over a laptop and followed it. Yerk loved bunnies, and this one was great. The color was amazing, purple. Seeing the bunny jump over the stairs, he joined it. The bunny seemed to lack all equilibrium, sometimes going two steps up and one step back, from left to right. Mirroring the bunny hectic patter, Yerk followed the animal. It took them ages to arrive to the first floor, where the bedrooms were. Finally, the bunny directed itself to one open room. Yerk could hear conversation inside. He recognized the voices. The one called Visionary and Cheryl. He had attacked Donar and Lisa simultaneously, being them the more powerful Regulars. To accomplish that, he had “thought” he was two separated beings, and at the same time had gone after Lisa and Donar. One of the Yerks was dealing in that same moment with Donar. The other one was pondering his strategy ...Perhaps he had made a mistake. He realized now that killing Visionary would had been the best way to go. He was the heart of the Regulars. Cheryl’s husband, Yo’s best friend, Fleabot “Quixote”, Asil’s idol, Lisa’s punching bag...yes, killing Visionary would be great fun…Meanwhile, a telephone was ringing frantically



To be continued


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